My argument is better than yours
You want justification? Lets discuss. First off, I’m brighter than you, have a better job, am better looking, went to a better university, and didn’t vote for Bush/Blair/Kerry/Hitler. You, on the other hand, are less relevant than anything found on the bottom of my shoe.
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7 Responses to “My argument is better than yours”
Better university? You went to De Montfort further education college!
My dog’s faster than your dog, my dog’s bigger than yours. My dog’s better ‘cause he gets Ken-L Ration. My dog’s better than yours.
Ha! I didn’t say posher uni, I said better. I bet all you got at your toff uni was lessons in buggery and drinking teat with your pinkie finger sticking out!
As for your dog, I’ve got hamsters that can run faster! In fact, my hamster could probably beat your dog up. My dog would make you poo your pants if you saw it!
At least we learnt to spell “tea” at my university. Or do you have other things on your mind?
My dick is bigger than yours. Large. Huge. Absolutely humongous. Massive. Immense.
You look like a pub musician … I don’t
I think that makes me the winner ;-)
If we are “are less relevant than anything found on the bottom of [your] shoe”, why do you want us to add comments and trackbacks? Eh? Eh?
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